The Arthur

The best thing about being mentally stable is that you can feign madness.
If you are mad to start with it’s very difficult to convince people that you are not.

About me? Nothing to know really.
I worked in the steelworks 34 years, now flog adverts for a small family newspaper.
I’m not very good at it. I have an intense dislike of politicians who try to impose their will on other people.
I am a stockcar fan and support Sheffield Wednesday football club.